We have received unfortunate news from the city of Beaconsfield.
Citizens disgruntled with the news of inhumane acts committed against Discordians in Block 77 viciously attacked Corporal Leon Oloya at a farmer's market. He suffered broken ribs, and a dislocated shoulder, and serious internal bleeding. The attack spurred more civil unrest that left 5 troops and countless civilians gravely injured.
The President of the CDUL, the Archbishop of Central Discordia, provides this statement:
"Citizens of Discordia, we of the CDUL desire to see you as a unified front, but not in such violent and crass methods of rebellion. We will not support barbaric acts against others, because violence only begets more violence. We will continue to advocate silent protests in order to achieve the social and economical change we seek that will make this country a better Discordia. May God bless you all."
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