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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Press Release: An Interim Defense Minister

The current Defense Minister, William Halakazi, has been removed from his position for crimes against humanity, including kidnapping and alleged murder. There is a warrant out for his arrest. Effective immediately, Ambrosia Stephenson is now the new Defense Minister. The government of Concordia is taking necessary action to protect the safety of our people.

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