New Minister of Energy Named in Discordia

March 19, 2011

The Washington Patriot, Contributions by Lester McCoy & Clara Wishart-McCoy

The Discordian president named the acting Minister of Education as the new Minister of Energy in Discordia. This appears to be an effort to put a peaceful, local individual in this powerful position to help initiate a cease-fire in the name of unity in this region. Many question whether this is a genuine gesture by the president, or just a façade for him to plant another “puppet” in the administration.

Contact: Charles and Bonnie in the AFC with questions