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Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Mentor: End of the world

We have it on good authority that the world has ended.

The Protector: Enweh Tribe Mean Business


Enweh Village refuses to stand idly by.

Message from Simulation Organiser

All:

in view of progress we have decided to Freeze the Simulation as of 1130, instead of 1200 as previously announced.

You will now have from 1130 to 1330 to prepare our debrief presentations, which will then start.

I will give a short explanation at 1130 of what is needed in the debriefs.


Best Wishes: Donal O'Neill

Dwarf Rhinos in Trouble


Both Cromwell and Nosferatu are in negotiations with the government regarding operations. No decisions have been made other than the decision of the pipeline location, which is to be in the Endur Valley.

This will inevitably lead to deforestation and extinction of the Dwarf Rhino. Why is the gov not proposing new routes??

The Protector: Rhinos Wrecking Havoc


Dwarf rhinoceros reported rooting within Block 77 facility, causing interruption to service and damaging Cromwell oil construction equipment

Gov Claims Corruption

Government claims that the Minster of Defense is corrupt and has broken away from the government.

They claim that he has been connected to illegal logging activities, the murder of Mr. Miyarnu, and an attempt to kill the president.

The Protector: Enweh prepared for War

The Enweh Tribe has released the following message:

"The Enweh people will no longer passively sit and wait for corrupt government officials to figure out new ways to ruin the lives on their constituents. We are barricading our village from the outside world and blocking access to Block 77. We are prepared to do whatever is necessary to support the Enweh village’s ability to take care of its people, who are dying every day and are in dire need of health supplies and agricultural development.

We are prepared to use whatever means necessary to have our voice heard. "