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Friday, March 18, 2011

Cromwell Stock Slides Dramatically

London: Investor Journal 28 March

Cromwell stock fell dramatically yesterday when a block of stock representing some 1.5% of the total was suddenly unloaded. market insiders indicate that the most likely source was the Bruce Wayne Foundation. This most likely reflects widespread concern in the ethical investment community about the security implications of Cromwell's proposed development of Discordia's Block 77 and the potential for an export pipeline that avoids Discordia's Endor valley and the port of Beaconsfield to trigger new Alwai-Kaba tribal tensions.

Richard Grayson, CEO of the Bruce Wayne Foundation was tight-lipped when approached for comment and Mr. Wayne himself was unavailable for comment also.

Cromwell stock close at 391

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